The EA Rant Blog!

Proof! Read the post for an explanation!!! (click to enlarge. the pic not the violently large pointing arrows)

So periodically I like to check our stats. I do just love blogging and I dont do it for any money (see NO ADS!!). Anyways… Today I checked out the stats page and I started to laugh for 5 min strait. Really!!! Someone one (im guessing a mom or dad) searched this: how to show an 11 year old to put on a condum(WARNING: link opens that google search!). Now lets point out some facts real quick:

1. Condom is misspelled.
2. Its an Google IMAGE search.
3. The image they clicked on to get to our blog was this one. Which is very colorful and has a clip art image.
4. They ended up at this blog post about McDonald’s and Happy Meals.

Now lets take all these (four) facts and put them into a summery: This person did an image search looking for ways to teach a 11 year old how to put a “codum” on. This person clicked an image that led them to a blog post about a meal that is preferred by young kids. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

So I guess its wrong to look at what people searched and then post it, but hey(!) its my blog and I can do whatever I want with my sats. So SUCK ON THAT whoever you are.

[picture would be located here. but im lazy!]

1. i CAN conquer my fears.

2. a 12 year old curses more then me.

3. sometimes staying in your room all day and reading a god book is therapeutic.

4. im more mature then most people my age.

5. victoria has no pants.

6. victoria is also a slut.

7. “grinding” is considered dancing.

8. you can eat more then you think your body is physically capable of.

9. my mom thinks that 3 beer can get me drunk.

10. In-N-Out tastes amazing after a week of eating pizza, french fries, and Angus Sirloin.

Are you sick of my daily updates of my life? Well sorry this is another one. Starting tomorrow though they will all be random and funny again. So I guess I can say this one is the last one for a while.

I woke way to to early today. Like 5am. Not even cause im way to excited for this cruise but because I couldnt sleep. It was weird. In fact I read my horoscope this morning and it said that I would be in a more mellow mood today. Which is totally right. The excitement and anticipation is going down.

Did I every tell you guys that I hate starbucks coffee. Like it doesn’t even taste good. I like Donken Donuts Coffee so much better. They had a Zee Avi song as the free song there. So I downloaded it =p

I just got bored to I decided to write a blog post. Anyway… Its really disgusting in LA. Its all foggy haha. Ok bye.

random old picture I found on photo booth on my iMac. =p (click to enlarge!)

Im sitting here listening to Owl City’s new album which we LOVE!! Its making me so excited, positive, happy, loving, happy, did i mention HAPPY!! Omg you have no idea how excited I am right now. Im flipping shadoobie. haha not literally. i just felt the need to let all of you know how good of a mood I am in.  =p K. well Im going to get ready. Im having a hard time finding a picture for this blog post so im going to find a old picture on photo booth.