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Miley Cyrus has been a “hit” with the little kids for a while now. She wrote catchy but stupid pointless songs that kids could relate to(?).

Well now she actually wrote a song we like. It was leaked to the internet and we love it. Its catchy and the words flow very well. Im no talent scout but in my opinion its a HIT! =p The song is named Party In The USA. I hope they change the name though. I didnt like it very much. Anyway it was uploaded to youtube so ill post it below. (oh and a download link for the MP3)

Download the FREE Mp3: “Party In The USA” by Miley Cyrus: Party In The USA by Miley Cyrus (right click and save)

Is it me or does Nick Jonas ALWAYS look high???? He never smiles either! You know what that means... he's a gay!

(i know… they arent very daily anymore!)

First… a little explination. Today was going to be a Really Disney post about the Jonas Brothers but in honor of Miley Cyrus being on Ellan(!) we are going to post a miley one today! Tomorrow will be the Jonas Brother one!!

Hannah Montana a.k.a. Miley Cyrus

Hey Miley your fans are just having the best of both ______ (insert word of your choice!). Today is the day that Justin Gaston gets his own category on our site! Check out the video below and you will know why:

P.s. Do you guys like our new video player^^? Let us know what you think!!

THIS JUST IN!!! Miley Cyrus got really pissed off cause she thought they made her IQ into a holiday!

let me take you on a trip...

Miley Cyrus, our favorite just hit puberty slut star(!) has come out with a “tell all” book names: Miles To Go. She is 16. What is she telling all about? Her dog going ‘bye bye’ when she was 5? Seriously Miley, unless you want to tell us about how you fucked Nick Jonas and you are now making sex tapes with your 20-something boyfriend and selling them to your disney bosses so they wont fire you, we dont want to hear about your ‘tell all’ life.

oh wow. that is what it is about? YIKES! ok… maybe not. but that would be an awesome book. lol.

p.s. Hey Miley you got miles to go before you start writing ‘tell all’ books. and that font is horrific!!

Jonas Brothers 3D Sales were not as good as expected. Im sure they will hear that one again when they finally have sex for the first time.

Well at least the ticket sales for there 3-D concert movie thing do! They were expected to get hella bank from this movie and guess what! THEY DIDNT! OUCH! sry boys! or girls. whatever.

Let me put this in perspective: The Jo Bros opining weekend was “analyzed” to bring in 30-40 million dollars for disney! Well all that disney go was… around $12.7 million!!! WOW! BIG LOSS THERE! Miley got almost 3 times that her opening weekend.

Well i guess we know who is more popular: Miley Slut Cyrus! Maybe its cause she has a 20 year old boyfriend! or… maybe cause promise rings are getting old. They need a new twist. Come on guys! It was all cute for a while but you need something fresh. How about the older one having a sex tape!?!?! Dont worry no one would want to watch that, but it would totally get you back on top. (lol. get it! on top!!)

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