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Daily Quickie: Jonas Brothers Vs. The Bra

allthingsea — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 01:22:10 +0000

Well by the looks of this picture we can assume the following: Joe is most definitely gay. Nick Jonas has something to masturbate to tonight. The other guy... well what do you expect of him, he's engaged. P.s. The Bra totally won!

p.s.s. this is the most epic picture timing EVER!!!! props!

Daily Quickie!

allthingsea — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 00:58:57 +0000

Is it me or does Nick Jonas ALWAYS look high???? He never smiles either! You know what that means... he's a gay!

(i know… they arent very daily anymore!)

Happy Mothers Day =p

allthingsea — Sun, 10 May 2009 20:04:39 +0000

from the jonas brothers...

Jonas Brothers Get It On To Take It Off!

allthingsea — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 01:45:19 +0000

Did you get the title? no? Well maybe this will help…

In other news, The Jo Bros will be coming out with a new line of clothing. It actually sounds… never mind.

Jonas Brothers are has-beens?!?! NOOOO!!!

allthingsea — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 23:42:34 +0000

=,[ (hahaha!)

all the 14 year olds are going to be crying. but dont worry you still have time! As you all know the JO BROS 3D MOVIE sucked ticket sales wise. Where are all the fans? Are they gone? Well E! is doing a survey over at there “the soup” blog and it looks like 56% (at the time of me writing this blog post) say that The Jo Bros are dead. Specifically “R.I.P. Jonas Brothers”!

YIKES! if there own fan base doesnt want them… who will? well… they always got their virginity.

To vote on the poll click here!

In Other News… Jonas Brothers Suck!

allthingsea — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 23:59:58 +0000

Jonas Brothers 3D Sales were not as good as expected. Im sure they will hear that one again when they finally have sex for the first time.

Well at least the ticket sales for there 3-D concert movie thing do! They were expected to get hella bank from this movie and guess what! THEY DIDNT! OUCH! sry boys! or girls. whatever.

Let me put this in perspective: The Jo Bros opining weekend was “analyzed” to bring in 30-40 million dollars for disney! Well all that disney go was… around $12.7 million!!! WOW! BIG LOSS THERE! Miley got almost 3 times that her opening weekend.

Well i guess we know who is more popular: Miley Slut Cyrus! Maybe its cause she has a 20 year old boyfriend! or… maybe cause promise rings are getting old. They need a new twist. Come on guys! It was all cute for a while but you need something fresh. How about the older one having a sex tape!?!?! Dont worry no one would want to watch that, but it would totally get you back on top. (lol. get it! on top!!)

Daily Quickie

allthingsea — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 01:38:18 +0000

Joe Jonas and his girlfriend Camilla Belle. She is the one person that can wear what she is wearing, get photographed by the paparazzi, and not be called pregers. Just cause she is dating a jonas brother.

The Fucking Jo Bros!

allthingsea — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 21:38:11 +0000

What set me off: youtube video

fuck them.

ok.

the jonas brothers need to get a reality check.

they are not that amazing.

nick is talented but cant sing. so he sound just be a composer or something.

the rest need to go die in a hole.

i mean come one?
do they deserve fame… yes.

do they deserve the amount of fame they are receiving… NO.

i know tons and tons of artists that deserve it a lot more then these pre-puberty virgin but secretly fuck in the family brothers.

i mean the Grammy’s? really?
and SNL? what the fuck???
im sick of these little fuckers getting more publicity then paris hiltons vigina.

where are the good old days when we open up a tabloid and get to see a picture of britney spears making out with a fruit?
now all we see is: nick jonas is single.
wtf?
i dont care. its not like he was getting any in the first place.

hey jonas brothers. when u get laid i will happily except you on the cover of star magazine. till then. go find a purity cave and stay in it