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Well by the looks of this picture we can assume the following: Joe is most definitely gay. Nick Jonas has something to masturbate to tonight. The other guy... well what do you expect of him, he's engaged. P.s. The Bra totally won!

p.s.s. this is the most epic picture timing EVER!!!! props!

Is it me or does Nick Jonas ALWAYS look high???? He never smiles either! You know what that means... he's a gay!

(i know… they arent very daily anymore!)

Did you get the title? no? Well maybe this will help…

In other news, The Jo Bros will be coming out with a new line of clothing. It actually sounds… never mind.

=,[ (hahaha!)

all the 14 year olds are going to be crying. but dont worry you still have time! As you all know the JO BROS 3D MOVIE sucked ticket sales wise. Where are all the fans? Are they gone? Well E! is doing a survey over at there “the soup” blog and it looks like 56% (at the time of me writing this blog post) say that The Jo Bros are dead. Specifically “R.I.P. Jonas Brothers”!

YIKES! if there own fan base doesnt want them… who will? well… they always got their virginity.

To vote on the poll click here!

Jonas Brothers 3D Sales were not as good as expected. Im sure they will hear that one again when they finally have sex for the first time.

Well at least the ticket sales for there 3-D concert movie thing do! They were expected to get hella bank from this movie and guess what! THEY DIDNT! OUCH! sry boys! or girls. whatever.

Let me put this in perspective: The Jo Bros opining weekend was “analyzed” to bring in 30-40 million dollars for disney! Well all that disney go was… around $12.7 million!!! WOW! BIG LOSS THERE! Miley got almost 3 times that her opening weekend.

Well i guess we know who is more popular: Miley Slut Cyrus! Maybe its cause she has a 20 year old boyfriend! or… maybe cause promise rings are getting old. They need a new twist. Come on guys! It was all cute for a while but you need something fresh. How about the older one having a sex tape!?!?! Dont worry no one would want to watch that, but it would totally get you back on top. (lol. get it! on top!!)

What set me off: youtube video

fuck them.

ok.

the jonas brothers need to get a reality check.

they are not that amazing.

nick is talented but cant sing. so he sound just be a composer or something.

the rest need to go die in a hole. Read the rest of this entry »