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Jessica Alba Hates The Media!

Jessica Alba was PLANNING on telling her parents about her marriage with Cashole Warren but the paparazzi beat them 2 it!

“We were planning to take them out to dinner and tell them, but that got ruined,” complained Jessica. “I was more hurt, probably, than anything. It’s not the first time something like that has happened. Journalists feel entitled to do whatever it takes to get a sensational story, no matter how it affects the person involved.”

Are you an idiot! Dont piss off the peeps that talk about you. They will start talking shit!! What a tard!