The EA Rant Blog!

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In other news, The Jo Bros will be coming out with a new line of clothing. It actually sounds… never mind.

Mickey Mouse gets served

omg. this is great. i just hope that they teach all of the actors to do this cause if a little kid see’s this and they ask Mickey to dance well he/she better start dancing lol

Jonas Brothers 3D Sales were not as good as expected. Im sure they will hear that one again when they finally have sex for the first time.

Well at least the ticket sales for there 3-D concert movie thing do! They were expected to get hella bank from this movie and guess what! THEY DIDNT! OUCH! sry boys! or girls. whatever.

Let me put this in perspective: The Jo Bros opining weekend was “analyzed” to bring in 30-40 million dollars for disney! Well all that disney go was… around $12.7 million!!! WOW! BIG LOSS THERE! Miley got almost 3 times that her opening weekend.

Well i guess we know who is more popular: Miley Slut Cyrus! Maybe its cause she has a 20 year old boyfriend! or… maybe cause promise rings are getting old. They need a new twist. Come on guys! It was all cute for a while but you need something fresh. How about the older one having a sex tape!?!?! Dont worry no one would want to watch that, but it would totally get you back on top. (lol. get it! on top!!)