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Well by the looks of this picture we can assume the following: Joe is most definitely gay. Nick Jonas has something to masturbate to tonight. The other guy... well what do you expect of him, he's engaged. P.s. The Bra totally won!

p.s.s. this is the most epic picture timing EVER!!!! props!

I seems like Perez Hilton has nothing to say, write, or copy today. TMZ is still filled with MJ nonsense. E! News is still boring and all the (real) news talks about is cali burning up a (smoke) storm. So here is a few things you can do to be entertained on this (lazy) sunday:

• Watch a navy style parody of “I’m On A Boat”: LINK
• Watch Snoop make some Mashed Potatoes with Martha: LINK
• Check out one of my favorite sites, People of Walmart: LINK
• Read about Ikea’s new font “scandal”: LINK
• Check out all the people still named after Hitler in the USofA: LINK
• Read some of “Not Always Right” (very funny story): LINK
• Read some more of our blog posts!! =p

Well here it is. This blog has been amazing to me. I love it more then people understand. I havent been giving it the time and attention that I know I owe it. I cant really put a category on this blog right now. Its a lot of things: a personal blog, a rant blog, and just a random funny blog. All I know, which isnt much, is that I love this blog. I love you for coming and reading it. Our pageviews doubled from last month. That is a LOT!! Im not officially making money off this blog. Right now I am just doing it for the fun of it. Which is always nice and I love it!! I first came here to write a blog post about how I need to take a break from this blog. How I will come back to it when I turn 18. This isnt the case anymore. I will be blogging. I just need to figure out what I want to do with this blog first. So give me a few days to do that. As a personal blog I think it will fail. Unless I write about the true personal stuff. Which right now Im not sure I can do. As a funny blog…. well I cant see myself not writing personal blogs. Sorry I just cant.

Lets get this right: I dont want to make it big. I just want to make it right. So give me a few days to figure out which rout I want to take. For now: I LOVE YOU ALL!

Senior year officially starts tomorrow at 7am. Scary stuff kids. Last year for a lot of things. Including easy living. Ive been meaning to post more but Ive been busy. I went shopping yesterday and got some really cute stuff!!! Love it. Im thinking of making a day in the life of video on weekend. Maybe. So since school is starting im going to be posting more vlogs and stuff rather then posting written rants. Its just easier to make a video these days. Sry. Hope you guys still check back for some cool stuff. <3 always and forever!!!!!!!!!!! (for reals!)

on the cruise!

Well summer vacation that is. School starts in a few days (I dont want to count how many. its depressing). Well anyways… Its been an ok summer. Not the best. Will it ever be “the best summer”? Not unless I meet 30 people that love me as a person and we party every night staying up till 5am in the morning and going to 7-11 at 3 in the morning and getting yelled at by the crazy indian guy behind the counter. Yah. haha. Anyway. this is my last high school summer. Next year I’ll be starting college. Im very excited so start my own life. Its something I’ve wanted more then anything in the world: to be independent. Ive grown distant with lots of people this summer. It sad but shit happens I guess. I’ll reconnect with them when school starts… I hope. I went on the craziest cruise ever. By crazy I am referring to the fact that a lot of shit went down. I conquered my fears!! =p I went zip lining, scaling, and I ride a mule! Haha!! I rode a jet ski all by myself in Cabo. I found out how immature and annoying some kids are. FACT: GRINDING IS NOT DANCING! Get over yourself people. I went to six flags like 3 times. It was amazing. I got to spend lots of time with my AMAZING cousin (and best friend) Tanya. We painted my room, went to the gym together, and we just had a blast. It was fun!

So to summarize: summer was fun. Im not complaining (notice how i didnt write about any of the bad stuff!). I love life no matter what. POSITIVITY!

Proof! Read the post for an explanation!!! (click to enlarge. the pic not the violently large pointing arrows)

So periodically I like to check our stats. I do just love blogging and I dont do it for any money (see NO ADS!!). Anyways… Today I checked out the stats page and I started to laugh for 5 min strait. Really!!! Someone one (im guessing a mom or dad) searched this: how to show an 11 year old to put on a condum(WARNING: link opens that google search!). Now lets point out some facts real quick:

1. Condom is misspelled.
2. Its an Google IMAGE search.
3. The image they clicked on to get to our blog was this one. Which is very colorful and has a clip art image.
4. They ended up at this blog post about McDonald’s and Happy Meals.

Now lets take all these (four) facts and put them into a summery: This person did an image search looking for ways to teach a 11 year old how to put a “codum” on. This person clicked an image that led them to a blog post about a meal that is preferred by young kids. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

So I guess its wrong to look at what people searched and then post it, but hey(!) its my blog and I can do whatever I want with my sats. So SUCK ON THAT whoever you are.

Yah. Thats right. This is one of the few times I have read a book that they are going to turn into a movie. If you care the other time was when I read Holes. Anyway… Right after I finished this book (maybe a couple days after) they posted this trailer on youtube and I got really really excited to see it. Tucker Max is an amazing writer and when I found out he wrote the screenplay (or script for the dumb people), I got even more excited. =p Check out the trailer bellow:

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