Omg. How stupid. You HAVE to have an appointment right, but then you get there ON TIME, and you wait like an hour in the stupid waiting area. Now dont get me wrong, im a very patient person but the seats are ALWAYS uncomfortable and there is always that ONE person that you cant help stair at but you know that if you do they might come over and rape, shoot, or do/say something like that to you.

Now while you sit there some annoying business asshole is on the phone constantly, someone is lip singing to their iPod, and the sickest man alive is sitting so close you feel like his tissue. You pull out your phone to waist time and boom(!) someone comments on it, like they have NEVER seen an iPhone before! “Is that the iPhone?!?!” No you idiot its not, its an example of how much of an idiot you are. Now dont tell me thats “a little harsh!” cause anyone that decides to meet people at a doctors office REALLY needs to hear it load and clear that they are an IDIOT!

Anyway where was I? Oh right, well yah there is always that one OLD lady that comments about how low “that young boys” jeans are. Listen bitch, your little ‘i look like something is up my ass’ pants are not that great either oh and dont get me started on how you cant find a bra so your boobs wont look  lower then Hugh Hefner’s balls.

Then finally you get called up! You are so thankful that you run up to realize that the nurse is the bitchiest person on this planet. In your head not only do u want to ask her if she “forgot to take the temperature stick out of her ass this morning” but you also want to be like “why would someone so negative as you wear scrubs with smiley faces!”

To conclude, I hate having to go to the doctors office! Its funny, Doctors are so smart yet they are surrounded by a lot of dumb asses when they work!

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